Halloween Shouldn’t Be for Sluts

The highlight of my Halloween this year had to be the gay man asking me if I was dressed as Brokeback Mountain – easily the best pick up line I’ve heard in some time, from a man or a woman. I quickly let him know that my girlfriend just wanted to dress in western clothes, and told him that his line was awesome and he should try it on someone that plays for his team.

The second best part of my night was playing a game called B-I-N-G-H-O. BINGHO is just like BINGO except it a) has an extra H and b) is full of costume descriptions instead of numbers. And not just any costumes, slutty costumes.

When did women decide to go ahead and let Halloween become National Girls Dress Like Complete Hobags Day? Where did the self-respect disappear to?

Now, I love women. But I hate the blatant disregard for dignity that happens to girls on Halloween. It’s insulting to yourself and to your fellow females. And as much as we guys like to look at it, I wouldn’t mind at all if it stopped.

So here’s a toast (raise a glass if you’ve got it) to all those women out there that don’t feel the need to dress as slutty anythings on Halloween.

NY,NY

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