Today I saw a man at the pharmacy walk up to the register to check out. He was texting/typing on his blackberry, wearing a blue tooth headset, and proudly displaying a second cell phone on a holster clip on his belt. Normally, this blatant overuse of cellular devices would just be a bit annoying and might cause me to scoff or laugh at this person.
BUT
This cell phone maniac then proceeded to purchase a bunch of candy … WITH FOOD STAMPS!!
Really, guy?! You have a blackberry, a cell phone, a blue tooth AND you want to pay with food stamps?! Get the hell out of here. I had no idea food stamps could pay a cell phone bill. Give me a freaking break. If you’re going to cheat the system like that, at least put some effort into it.
NY,NY
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Today I saw a man at the pharmacy walk up to the register to check out. He was texting/typing on his blackberry, wearing a blue tooth headset, and proudly displaying a second cell phone on a holster clip on his belt. Normally, this blatant overuse of cellular devices would just be a bit annoying and might cause me to scoff or laugh at this person.
BUT
This cell phone maniac then proceeded to purchase a bunch of candy … WITH FOOD STAMPS!!
Really, guy?! You have a blackberry, a cell phone, a blue tooth AND you want to pay with food stamps?! Get the hell out of here. I had no idea food stamps could pay a cell phone bill. Give me a freaking break. If you’re going to cheat the system like that, at least put some effort into it.
NY,NY
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